Monday, March 20, 2006

* * * UPDATE * * *

UCLA was disqualified. The tournament directors found their cheating tactics to be less than honorable. Our team will be going to the nationals in Miami in 2 weeks.

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Party in the city where the heat is on.
All night on the beach till the break of dawn
Welcome to Miami (bienvenido a miami)
Bouncin' in the club where the heat is on
All night on the beach til the break of dawn.
I'm going to Miami, welcome to miami
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posted by MAlex @ 12:26 AM   5 comments

Monday, March 13, 2006

Mock Trial: A New Hope

The last weekend, actually the one prior, was spent in Las Vegas. I was the STAR witness for the regional tournament. To say the least, we did damn well. Unfortunately, UCLA’s team of awkward looking cheaters prevailed in the final round against us. They made up facts that completely destroyed our theory of the case. University of C**k Licking A__holes indeed.

On the brighter side, I discovered that mock trial activities are the cure for the tedium that is legal education.

PS- "The Best Hotel in Vegas" is the one without a casino.

posted by MAlex @ 11:29 AM   0 comments

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