Mary Cheney is a Hero

Mary Cheney is not the evil person that many liberals would like one to believe.

http://www.dearmary.com/

She is not closeted, week, or narrow-minded like many of her liberal counterparts. She doesn’t march to the beat of Stonewall. Instead, she has chosen the road less traveled.

Unlike most gays who believe that along with homosexuality one is born with a permanent membership to the Democratic Party, Mary has prioritized her commitments and decided to stand by the president and her father, Vice President Dick Cheney. She, along with her partner, were campaign adviser to both Bush and Cheney.

Because of this, the effete gay left has decided to smear and gay-bash her. The link above is only one such vile attempt. John Kerry of course, along with metrosexual John Edwards, jumped on this wagon and attempted to out Mary during the debate. Unfortunately, to their surprise, the Christian right was already aware of the fact that Mary was a rug – (I wont go there). Let’s just say she prefers the texture of fine Persian carpeting to that of a thick banana.

Liberals believe that Mary was kept away from the campaign and hidden from view like some ogre. She was embraced by her family, her advice was coveted by the president, and her partner was always there-just in case people forgot her preference. Oops. I mean orientation.

The proof is evident in the pictures below. There they are. Two, anything but lipstick, lesbians at the Republican convention. They were not only there, but also had the audacity to walk on stage along with the mostly hetero Cheney family after the Vice Presidential debate and Bush’s acceptance speech.

It is somewhat distressing that the left has refused to acknowledge the bond that exists between conservative families and their gay children. Would it kill them to write a nice article in the NY Times, or the LA Times, discussing Mary Cheney in a positive light; as a role model to queers who hold conservative beliefs? Yeah, it probably would. Considering the fact that many in New York and Los Angeles grudgingly tolerate gays and pretend to accept them as equals simply because it’s the trendy thing to do in that locale, admitting that conservatives are capable of real acceptance would demoralize and degenerate a large base of the Democratic party.

In order to maintain its image as the party of tolerance I suggest the left show some deference to all the Mary Cheneys of this world. Otherwise, the promise of compassionate conservatism, a concept with the potential to draw new Republicans from the Democratic platform, may be fulfilled.