Affirmative-action idiocy at its worst.

Donna Brazile is once again trying hard to be relevant. Her new attempt at capturing 15 minutes of fame is a Kerry bashing piece in the Roll Call in which she expresses her discontent at the fact that Kerry has yet to appoint a single minority to a top campaign position.

Now, I love Kerry bashing. All rational people should do it because not only is it healthy, but recent studies have shown that an increase in expressed hatred towards John Kerry is correlated with being educated, wealthy, good looking, and likely to score more often. (Correlation is not exclusive of causality). However, Donna lacks most of these characteristics and yet she maintains, in her typical narrow-minded way, that Kerry has failed to embrace affirmative action and that democrats are on the verge of loosing the minority vote.

My responses are the following:

Firstly, Kerry can embrace minorities in other ways. He does not need to place them in top positions within his campaign in order to win the minority vote. He can simply sleep with them or grope them. We can learn a lot from an Austrian.

Secondly, Donna Brazile giving advice about the importance of minorities within campaigns is idiotic. The woman, a minority herself, managed Al Gore’s presidential campaign and Al Gore lost. What the hell makes her an authority on the issue? If anything, her precedent suggests that minorities should not be managing campaigns.

Thirdly, I recommend that John Kerry hire Brazile as his campaign manager.